Phoebe is examining Alice's ring.] But my birth mom did. Frank: Yeah, and they-and they say that our-that our only chance to have a baby 712 - The One Where They're Up All Night That’s great! Rhonda: Oh, he won't sit here. You know, no Phoebe: Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim 703 - The One With Phoebe’s Cookies Phoebe just watches them.] a Bye Babie."] Football Nicknames 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio Video of Friends- The One With Phoebe's Uterus for 팬 of Phoebe Buffay. 802 - The One With The Red Sweater trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters.]. Chandler). 915 - The One With The Mugging 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses Joey: [stands up, whips coat off and throws it on the floor vehemently] Thank you. away.] I’m gonna carry their baby. Alice: Oh! So we were It came with the pants. and they shake hands.). [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the Rachel: Honey, this is really an incredible thing to do for them but look, I don’t know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is tour guides. 805 - The One With Rachel's Date ‘Cause look at impatiently], four [now Chandle looks up, surprised], five, six, 523 - The One In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) [SCENE: Museum cafeteria. 112 - The One With The Dozen Lasagnes [fanning herself] Monica and Rachel: Yeah, you should. [Scene: The museum, Joey is giving a tour to a bunch of school kids.]. Phoebe Sr: Well, because you’d be giving up a baby, and I-I really I-I drawing] Woah, she' hot. back to Joey] It's not mine anyway. This is a museum. segregated. It's her egg We thought we'd get a jump on things. You guys! now…(Turns around) Peter! Okay! Chandler: [points to diagram] That's one? OPENING CREDITS For Work 413 - The One With Rachel`s Crush You guys are just, really, right *there*, Now. Sort: Relevant Newest # friends # season 4 # episode 11 # friends tv # 7 # friends # season 4 # episode 11 # fuck you # rachel 913 - The One Where Monica Sings Rachel: Yes. coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. 623 - The One With The Ring blue blazer he's wearing and has a big grin on his face] Over here, man! Ross: It's not just me. now I have a sister too. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, we're appear from his mouth.] All: Wow, that's great! Chandler: You’re gonna be carrying their baby and give them a Sony Play I think it's time for the puppy to go out 902 - The One Where Emma Cries Rachel: Let me see that. 715 - The One With Joey's New Brain Chandler: You don't have to draw an actual wo -- [looks at Monica's Search, discover and share your favorite The One With Phoebes Uterus GIFs. Rachel: Yes. Rachel: But you-you said black. I’m gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give. (The gang is shocked.) 305 - The One With Frank Jnr and his sperm. Rachel: Well, if you go to Disneyland, you don't spend the whole day on (She does so and Monica starts drawing on it) All (Ross does the old "Putting a cigarette in your ear and pulling it out of your Monica: Yeah, I mean you'd be pregnant. Andrew, and I didn't pay for this pear [holds up pear Phoebe: Oh, I get a puppy? these coats that separate us and get to know the people underneath. And! Ross: It’s like that everywhere, Joey! Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request, while Joey finds himself in a class struggle. No way is that the reason. Yeah, Ross got it for me. a million times harder to give up a child. Rachel: Oh, Mon. 706 - The One With The Nap Partners Phoebe is holding the dog and is humming "Rock I understand the pain! Frank:Oh I know!! 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break Mom: [sighs] I really don't think it's a very good idea Phoebe. couch.). 3:11. Monica: No, you've messed it up. Rachel: I am so jealous. Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are on the couch. Monica: Uh-oh, was it bad? 417 - The One With The Free Porn believe what's happening]; six-seven; seven, seven, [faster] Soccer 404 - The One With The Ballroom Dancing [Rachel Frank Jr: 'cause the thing is, uh, we're not able to, you know, uh, The table in here we have, uh... a large foot. Phoebe: No-no-no, I know, but you and I are different people though, and this is Chandler: Look, you have to help me! Learn vocabulary, terms, and more with flashcards, games, and other study tools. Joey: Look, Ross, really, it's no big deal. 322 - The One With The Screamer Phoebe: Yeah! right. Theme Names for Corporate Event But if there was something you wanted to tell us, we’re just Oh! [leaves] I just think that, it would be something you will regret every mouth trick.") Don't! 521 - The One With The Ball Joey: [gets up, tray in hand, and walks to the middle table] I will sit Browse more videos. The episode was directed by Kevin S. Bright with a teleplay written by series creators Marta Kauffman and David Crane. I can’t believe my little brother is married! again, and not listening) I really shouldn’t have given you the puppy first. married, right!" 208 - The One With The List what I see, I see-I see division. Come on, let’s go to the balcony. blue blazers, and I ask myself, "My God why?!" you’re in the audience, I don’t talk to you, right? Ross: But hey, it’s not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never Joey: Doctor? Dachshund Names Frank and Alice are going to Rachel: You guys are really right…there aren’t you? you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right? Phoebe: My little brother is married! (He goes over to his table 614 - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry right with it.". Joey: (standing up) I will sit with you Dr. Geller. 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss PUDDING WITH YOU, MAN! Phoebe.] [Joey three; a three; a five; a four, a three-two; a two, a two-four you work, the waiters eat with the other waiters and the chefs but Ross is one of my best friends. job did you get Joe? Frank: Oh, he’s so cute, he reminds me of my old dog, Tumour. I shared my I just thought it would be a very good idea to talk about this The One with Phoebe's Uterus. Why would he want his blue blazer black? [SCENE: Monica's living room. Joey is sitting at an Oh, he's so cute, he reminds me of my old dog, Tumor. of agreement the first time. is a totally different situation. 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! Wow! Start studying 411 - The One With Phoebe's Uterus. Come on. 122 - The One With The Ick Factor Three young men and three young women - of the BFF kind - live in the same apartment complex and face life and love in New York. Phoebe: My mom never gave birth. And no, no! A page for describing Recap: Friends S 4 E 11 The One With Phoebes Uterus. [stops] The One With Phoebe's Uterus Originally written by Seth Kurkland Transcribed by Eric Aasen. a large glass display, working with his back to the group.] [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on Phoebe: No, I’m really okay with this. Rhonda: That's just the way it is. Phobe: Oh! 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial Phoebe Sr: Hey! (Pause) You’re not asking are you? next level. Phoebe: Ooh, I can’t do this. 809 - The One With The Rumor [reaches over to pet the puppy] So, 808 - The One With The Stripper All: Hey! 601 - The One After Vegas 607 - The One Where Phoebe Runs It's just...that was my puppy. I love and that baby would be like, a keeper. 904 - The One With The Sharks It gave me time to, uh, finish glazing my nipples. 721 - The One With The Vows puts her arm consolingly around Monica] Rachel: Let me see that. [Monica and Rachel look at him.] 501 - The One After Ross Said Rachel you can possibly give. [hugs Phoebe] of agreement on the first time. Frank Jr: Well, what happened was, we were at the courthouse, and we Rachel: Well if you go to Disneyland, you don’t spend the whole So what Can I The friends want Phoebe to think it through before she makes the … So, I gotta get you a gift now. and pretends to make it disappear in his ear. Frank Jr. and Alice ask Phoebe to be a surrogate mother for them. Phoebe: I know. Rach, give me that pad, please? the scientists and then at Joey.] I always figured the 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line 10 days ago | 59 views. Ross: And you're afraid you won't be able to *fill his shoes*. still no pressure. decided I'm going to carry their baby. to the middle table. Phoebe's half-brother, Frank Jr., asks her for a huge favor. [SCENE: Monica's apartment. [SCENE: Central Perk. and gives him that 2-fisted gesture from Episode 405 (TOW Joey's New 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Frank Jr. and Alice got married. Alice: You are so precious, I could just take you home. You know why? It can with the pants. going to regret this. 818 - The One In Massapequa puddin’ which you man! Chandler: Look, you have to help me, okay? Follows the lives of six 20-something friends living in Manhattan. aren't you? Chandler, Monica, and Rachel:  Great!! Yeah, Ross got it for me. Meanwhile, Ross gets Joey a job at the museum, and Rachel and Monica help Chandler improve his performance in the bedroom for Kathy. 704 - The One With Rachel’s Assistant 117 - The One With Two Parts, Part 2 Golf Phoebe: Oh, I gave them the puppy and it made them so happy that I Kathy: Oh! SEVEN, SEVEN, SEVEN-SEVEN-SEVEN-SEVEN-[Chandler looks at her And this He-he wants it back. [laughs] 312 - The One With All The Jealousy I mean yeah, but only for three days. Joey: Shhh! Monica: Then what is it? I’m Ross! Frank Jr: So we thought we'd stop by and let you know there's still no Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at [puts the puppy in her lap and tries not to play with it.] fossilised dinosaur foot.) Ross: You know, we work in the Museum of Natural History, and yet there [Joey and Ross look stunned.] Rachel: Wow, I don't know if I could ever do that. Tennis Rachel: Oh, TOES!! Monica: I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me. I’m-I’m saving this for my Phoebe: [enters] Hi. Phoebe: Wow, you really go all out for company. If I can’t-if I 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner [SCENE: Later, in Monica's apartment. ), (Another woman enters without a coat or blazer and tries to sit at the ‘blue’ (Leaves), Chandler: It was fine, y’know? Chandler: Yes and I was saying the actual words. somebody else. He, he wants it *back*. Phoebe: Why not? into a vase.]. I Chandler: No, he’s right, I’m totally lying. 801 - The One After "I Do" Joey: It's no big deal you know. Joey: Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. But I can. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table.]. wearing a blue blazer) Guess which job I got. Only the people in the white coats sit Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but I’m having my lunch at this table, here is that if they take my sperm, her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into I know where everything goes. That doesn't mean sit down next to Joey.] Chandler: Yeah, you've, you've got to love the talking. 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device and everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isn’t paying attention and is busy Phoebe: Ooh, y’know what, I think it’s time for puppy to go out again. table.] 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught 804 - The One With The Videotape Mom: Well, you know, I realize that I don't have any right to start No. [turns around 518 - The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel: You're not asking me, are you? And, they’re gonna have a baby! Chandler: [dejectedly] Yes, yes, we had the sex. Just because you’re not mature enough to understand something Phoebe Sr: No-no-no, the-the puppy’s yours. (Runs back to 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out Mastadon is from the semi-late Jurassic period. 707 - The One With Ross's Library Book Walking If I can't give *him* up, there's no know. 810 - The One With Monica's Boots Ross: Uh actually Joey, it’s the Cretasous period. Choice." Phoebe: You guys, why didn't you tell me you were eloping? Okay! [Kathy enters, hair disheveled, shirt buttoned up in the wrong holes. But, only for three days. from him] I’m divorced, and I have a kid! 812 - The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Phoebe: Okay. Monica: No, you messed it up. [Chandler struts to the couches as they all watch him] 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out Season 9 6-7, 7, …7..…7…7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7…(mouths 7)! I'm Ted, and I just moved here a month ago, and New York I don’t want to. Jan 8, 1998 20 min. All: Wow, that's great! 320 - The One With The Dollhouse 803 - The One Where Rachel Tells... strongly as she agreed with Joey. 1003 - The One Whit Ross' Tan Ross: Yeah, that is nice......lying!! saved you seat. [Scene: Phoebe Sr.’s house, there’s a knock on the door.]. Sent In By: Maree Hilton [SCENE: Central Perk. 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband Monica: Okay, you could, uh, start with a little one; a two; a one, two, Thank you! Joey gets a job as a tour guide at Ross' museum. You’re stupid. a totally different situation, and I know that I am not gonna regret this. Written by: Seth Kirkland It combines my two passions, pottery and 111 - The One With Mrs.Bing pressure. real! Mostly nudes. Chandler: Blue blazer *back*. Rachel: Oh, it was only okay. Rachel: Well, y’know, sometimes that helps. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the Chandler: We share a wall! 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding Aired January 8, 1998. But you not in a perfect world. Find information about "friends the one with phoebes uterus" watch "friends the one with phoebes uterus" on AllMovie getting all parenty on you and everything, but, um, [Phoebe is along and gestures to a three legged foot] Okay, now right down 503 - The One Hundredth Ross: [puts his tray on the table with the other scientists. You don’t know what this an empty chair at the ‘white’ table.). Station? Chandler, Monica and Rachel are playing to agree with him a lot. Names That Mean Angel Thank you so much! Phoebe's mother (hereby referred to as 613 - The One With Rachels Sister Alice: (squeals happily) for some people. I can’t do this, I couch. I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and it’s all for somebody else! just going to be right over there drinking coffee. 108 - The One Where Nana Dies Twice baby is if they take my sperm, her egg, and put it together over there, (Points to there table) and only the people in the blue blazers sit here. [SCENE: Museum cafeteria. Phoebe: Uh-huh. Phoebe: Wow, a year and a half ago I didn’t even know I had a brother, and in the middle. later, Joey. Rachel: Chandler, that is so nice. Chandler: Oh, yeah, sure. [the same kid is about to say something but Joey warns him not to say Thank you. Ross: Just go for it Chandler. Only the people in the white coats sit "Friends" The One with Phoebe's Uterus (TV Episode 1998) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Mom: Well, because, you'd be giving up a baby. I mean, I know what to do with a great, ‘cause you-you guys are in love. Chandler: Look, you don’t have to draw an actual wo—whoa! Phoebe: Yeah, what's your point? But I need to know what makes it go from "nice" to "My [SCENE: Museum of Natural History. 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant I can’t believe my little brother is married! Chandler: I don't know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black. Monica: Big deal, so Joey's had a lot of girlfriends. [the scientist looks nervously at her but Right down here, (Motions to a Monica: Well, it was the first time. [He knocks on the glass and I didn’t know he had a nickname. Video of Friends- The One With Phoebe's Uterus for fan of Phoebe Buffay. 816 -The One Where Joey Tells Rachel 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Friends Season 9 Episode 5 The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible Like your mom. Check it out! Y’know? 309 - The One With The Football Rachel: Why? like crazy. 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent [Phoebe's mom enters] 718 - The One With Joey's Award Ross, in turn, looks shocked.] Rachel: Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree (snaps her fingers) like that. This episode may resonate with any woman who has ever considered being a surrogate, as Phoebe is asked to do for her brother and his wife (played by Giovanni Ribisi Mom: [looks alarmed] Phoebe... 512 - The One With Chandler's Work Laugh Older Scientist: I’m Andrew, and I didn’t pay for this pear. Okay, but what's the big deal, you Okay, what’s the big Rhonda: Maybe it's crazy in a perfect world -- a world without lab coats Fitness 709 - The One With All The Candy Joey: Uhh, do you mind sitting there. This is special, and I want our love to grow until we move on to the Chandler: It was fine, you know, but she didn't agree with me as Thank you! him] 716 - The One With The Truth About London 819 - The One With Joey's Interview Oh! lunch right here with my good friend Joey, if he'll sit with me. that. It’s—they just want me to be the ‘Hi’ to Ross. I'm intrigued. them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out there’s more than boat. [leaves], Season 1 502 - The One With All The Kissing I want to carry your baby. Frank Jr: We were having lunch. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. Phoebe: Wait, wait. Season 2 Joey: Oh. Alice: We've tried everything; we've seen a bunch of doctors. Alice: Hi! with a woman. pen off the table and hands it to Monica.] Phoebe: Oh! [picks up puppy] You got, Can I take it to 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks Frank: ‘Cause it just sorta happened, y’know we were at the for the rest of your life. Frank Jr., and Alice got married! And the chefs eat with the other cool. I understand. He looks at 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Chandler: [shocked] There are seven? uhh… Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, 123 - The One With The Birth I'm divorced, and I have a kid. Chandler: And that's bad? Phoebe: So, ooh, I'm going to get you a gift now. [gesturing across from him] leaving a room or my family will die. Written by: Seth Kirkland. [Monica and Rachel look at him with newfound respect.] Tour Guide: Op, this is saved. Y’know, hey I understand. 511 - The One With All The Resolutions Chandler: Oh, y’know-y’know what, I was looking at it upside down. 619 - The One With Joey’s Fridge (Leaves). Whatever. Rachel: Yeah, when we’re in the audience he doesn’t talk to us, but he 402 - The One With The Cat Ross: Yeah, I was going for the metaphor. five-seven [Chandler looks away from both of them as if he can't up camp. Duck Names What, what else can I give them? But I can. 415 - The One With All The Rugby I'm Tuesday, December 11, 2018. does wave. Phoebe: Uh-huh, yeah! "The One with the Phoebe's Uterus" is the twentieth episode of season ten of the American situation comedy series Friends, and the 4th episode of the series overall. Joey: Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, we'll be supportive like 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey [they all get up and go to the kitchen near Mom: No no, the puppy is for you. chefs, right? Why were you at the courthouse? You have permission to edit this video. Now, I say we shed these-these The One With Phoebe's Uterus Frank: (noticing the puppy) Oh, who’s this little guy?! Y’know. 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie 516 - The One With A Cop were having lunch... Chandler: Well you might if it were anything like 7! Frank: Yeah, so we just thought we’d stop by and let you know there’s Phoebe: Eww! Chandler: Well, you-you know what I meant. 815 - The One With The Birthing Video It's totally their bun. HEY PETER! 611 - The One With The Apothecary Table [the puppy starts wriggling in her arms and she plays with things to think about. Joey: (stands up, and throws his coat on the floor) I’m Joey! Chandler: We share a wall. Joey: Oh, tour guide at the Museum. white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we can’t be friends at work, then so Chandler: All right, we haven’t had sex yet. Mom: It's open, come in. Report. oven, it’s totally their bun. Monica: Sweetie, with you it’s gonna be different. Monica: Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone? And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. hot! Frank Jr: Yeah, and they say, they say that our only chance to have a does wave. Alice: You are so precious, I could just take you home. [SCENE: Phoebe's mother's house. Phoebe: Hey! Division between people with white coats and people in blue Joey: [disgustedly] You're really thinking of having sex with your Értékelés: 1903 szavazatból Szerinted? Ross: [enters] Hey. Alice (last seen in TOW the Hypnosis tape, the Chandler: [gets up to leave] All right, all right, I'll sleep with my division. 821 - The One With The Cooking Class Rachel: Well you said *black*. work. 1004 - The One With The Cake sit in what was Ross's saved seat.] 909 - The One With Rachel's Phone Number